:12:03
learning how to breathe.
:12:05
I had to get by on a degree
from Harvard Medical School!
:12:08
Please, it's important to us to see
our child. You've heard of bonding.
:12:12
Uh...
Doctor.
:12:14
We'd like to spend a little
quality time with our son, please.
:12:18
A little quality time with your
son? That would be beautiful.
:12:21
You people.
[Scoffs]
:12:25
What's with that guy? [Woman On
P.A.] Mrs. Fernandez, front desk.
:12:29
He's supposed to be
the top man in his field.
:12:32
Well, when he brings in
little Jeffrey, we're going...
:12:35
Nicholas! [Doctor] Here we go.
:12:37
- Here's the little tyke.
- [Both] Oh!
:12:40
Okay, that's enough
germs. Wait! Wait a minute.
:12:42
We haven't even seen him yet. Go ahead,
breathe all over him. I don't care.
:12:50
What is this, some kind
of sick practical joke?
:12:52
What are you talking about?
He's got your eyes.
:12:54
Take that hideous thing away.
:12:56
Come on. They all
look like this at first.
:12:59
You see, when the baby passes through the
birth canal, its head gets a little pointy.
:13:05
He should round out in
a couple days. Promise.
:13:07
That's not a baby.
That's a Mr. Potato Head.
:13:10
Harry, call
the hospital administrator.
:13:12
Hey! You're right.
This is a Mr. Potato Head.
:13:17
Gosh, they're so lifelike.
:13:19
Anybody could've made
this mistake.
:13:22
I'll be right back
with the real Nicholas.
:13:25
Harry, what are they doing to
us? Calm down, Brenda. Calm down.
:13:29
We don't want you to get
postpartum anxiety.
:13:32
Now, as soon as we get our son,
I'm going to report this quack.
:13:36
Thank God you took that
assertiveness training course.
:13:38
Yeah.
:13:40
Here's the little tyke.
[Chuckling]
:13:43
You've been a naughty little
baby. Yes, you have. [Sighs]
:13:46
Playing peekaboo with Mommy and
Daddy. About time. Nick, it's your dad.
:13:53
He's got a strong, determined jaw
just like his old man there.
:13:56
[Imitates Baby Cooing
And Crying]
:13:58
Whoops.
[Imitates Baby Crying]