:14:00
- Great. Now you made him cry.
- I don't believe this.
:14:03
[Continues Imitating
Baby Crying]
:14:11
Is this okay? Would you
rather breast-feed him?
:14:14
Get away from me!
I'm gonna kill you!
:14:16
[Gasps]
What kind of hospital is this?
:14:19
All right,
Mr. And Mrs. Lamaze!
:14:22
You see, due to a slight clerical error,
your son has been temporarily misplaced.
:14:26
- You lost our son?
- Did I say lost? I said misplaced!
:14:29
I'm suing you for... for malpractice,
negligence... you name it!
:14:34
Just jump all over me! What about
the nine kids I didn't lose this week?
:14:39
My baby! What have they
done with my baby?
:14:42
It was your fault. If you hadn't distracted me
with that video equipment in the delivery room,
:14:46
I might not have misplaced
your little brat!
:14:48
- Doctor. We found him.
- See?
:14:51
He was down the hall in the
laundry hamper. [Both] Oh!
:14:55
Oh, he's beautiful.
:14:57
I hope you're both
ashamed of yourselves.
:15:01
All this hysteria when he was safe
and sound not 20 feet from this room.
:15:05
Doctor, you're due in surgery
for that kidney transplant.
:15:09
Where's the donor organ?
:15:11
The donor organ?
:15:15
God, I had it with me when I
left the house this morning.
:15:20
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