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London's West End.
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Here, in the winter of 1888,
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a series of bizarre
and violent murders occurred,
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which remain unsolved
to this very day.
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Jack the Ripper.
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Was he a prosperous
London surgeon?
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Perhaps a member
of British royalty.
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Well, our Bullshit team
has unearthed...
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spectacular new evidence
which suggests...
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that Jack the Ripper
was, in fact,
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the Loch Ness Monster.
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Is it possible
that Nessie...
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murdered five streetwalkers
before returning to Loch Ness?
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Using undiscovered evidence,
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we've pieced together the events
leading up to the first murder.
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Although this is
a Bullshit reenactment,
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it may have happened
just this way.
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Hello, dearie. Show you
a good time for a quid.
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Throw the wife in for free.
Oh, gents.
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Don't you want a girl
to keep you warm tonight?
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[Sighs] Me mum told me there
would be nights like this.
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[Murmuring]
Oh, my!
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You are a big one,
now, aren't you?
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Come on, darlin'.
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[Chortling]
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[Wheels Squeaking]
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Mind you, don't you be
steppin' on my feet now.
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[Murmuring]
Ooh!
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Aren't you in an hurry!
Now, will you be careful.
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Not so rough, da...
Wait a min...
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[Screaming]
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Is this the way
it happened?
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Was Jack the Ripper, in fact, a
60-foot sea serpent from Scotland?