:33:02
Here's a loser trapped
in a dead-end job...
:33:05
and a...
a loveless marriage.
:33:08
How do they know that? [Marc] Couldn't they
have done anything to make this man human?
:33:12
Think of the money it took
to bring him into the world.
:33:14
A ton! To feed him and to clothe
him and then to educate him.
:33:18
And after all that,
what have you got?
:33:20
- You've got a big bore!
- A dull clod!
:33:23
An empty suit.
And another thing,
:33:26
I was always one step ahead
of this guy's life.
:33:28
There just were no surprises!
No. Wait a minute.
:33:30
What about the ending of his
life? That came as a surprise.
:33:33
Ending?
I saw that coming a mile away!
:33:35
I didn't.
What ending?
:33:37
The high blood pressure. The
lack of exercise. True. Uh-huh.
:33:40
The bad diet.
Of course.
:33:42
By the time he finally has his heart
attack in front of the TV, big deal!
:33:47
Heart attack? Heart attack? [Marc]
It's such a mundane way to go.
:33:50
What are they talking about? A heart
attack? I didn't have a... [Groans]
:33:53
[Marc] Wouldn't it have been more dramatic
if, say, he'd fallen down an elevator shaft?
:33:57
He should've died years earlier.
Maybe in a submarine accident.
:34:01
[Bernice] Harvey? Oh, my
God! Possibly a giant squid.
:34:04
Something to add a little science
fiction to it. I'm calling an ambulance.
:34:07
I'm calling an ambulance! A
tragic waste, but who cares?
:34:10
Oh, I see our time is up. We
want to thank you very much...
:34:13
for joining us
on Critics Corner.
:34:15
Hope you'll be back next week when we'll
have an aisle seat reserved just for you.
:34:18
Bye-bye.
ยค [Organ: Perky Theme]
:34:20
There's so many things he could've
done. He could've had a better haircut.
:34:24
[Man] We now return to the 1957 film,
:34:28
Amazon Women
on the Moon,
:34:30
starring Bill Thomas
and Buzzy Clark.
:34:32
There will be no
further interruptions.
:34:42
Well, here we are
on the moon.
:34:48
[Butch]
This place gives me the willies.
:34:50
Think we'll run into
any moon men?
:34:52
Not intelligent life
as you and I know it, Butch.
:34:55
If there are any Martians, I'll bet
they speak the universal language...
:34:59
do-re-mi!