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¤ [Electric Keyboard]
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¤ [Band Begins]
¤ Jeremiah was a bullfrog ¤
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¤ He was a good friend of mine ¤
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¤ I never understood
a single word he said ¤
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[Announcer] This two-record collection
is not available in any stores,
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so order now.
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[Simmons] ¤ Yes, he always
had some mighty fine wine ¤
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By thunder!
She's a lovely sight, lads!
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[Men Chatter, Laugh] And you
can bet your miserable lives...
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the cargo hold is filled
with precious booty.
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Let's take her, Cap'n.
Aye. Are you game, lads?
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[Men, Together]
Aye!
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Video pirates! Man the guns and
prepare to "defend boarders. "
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Fire!
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Cutlasses,
me hearties!
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Give them a bellyful
of steel.
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Ah. By gum, Captain! All the
latest home videos. In Beta and VHS!
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Aye! Some so current, they're
still in theatrical release.
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Help yourself, mates. A
chest full of video discs. No!
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What good are they? Can't record on 'em.
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They're not compatible
with my system.
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Captain! This one's locked.
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Stand back.
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- [Gunshot]
- [Man] Open 'er up.
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Gather around, me buckoes,
and feast your eyes on this.
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[Men Gasp] Make all the
illegal copies you want.