1:16:00
Gosh, that sure is different than
the sarsaparilla we have back home.
1:16:03
Well, we like a little more
"sass" in our "parilla. "
1:16:06
Now, Mary I didn't get you up
here to dish out a lot o' hooey.
1:16:10
Oh, that's all right.
I already had lunch.
1:16:13
You see, there's a social side
to this business we call "show. "
1:16:16
Now, uh, let me see your gams. What?
1:16:23
I was humiliated,
though oddly excited.
1:16:27
Well, he told me
he could spot fresh talent...
1:16:29
and sent me to see a colleague ofhis named
Dutch Monahan. ยค [Honky-tonk Piano Playing]
1:16:33
It turned out to be
a wild party.
1:16:38
Here. Dunk your whiskers
in this, sister.
1:16:42
You guys sure like your
sarsaparilla in this town.
1:16:45
Get her.
1:16:47
Shut your trap,
or I'll bite your ears off.
1:16:50
Keep your hands off me,
ya big palooka.
1:16:53
That was my first exposure
to New York intellectuals.
1:16:58
Gee, whiz. My first
sophisticated, New York party.
1:17:01
Which one
is Cole Porter?
1:17:06
When you realized that your
body had been rendered impure,
1:17:10
what did you do?
1:17:13
I made another
foolish blunder.
1:17:16
I married my high school
sweetheart, Ken.
1:17:19
My shameful affliction
was exposed at last...
1:17:22
when Ken began showing symptoms
of the disease.
1:17:25
Good-bye, honey.
I'm going to work.
1:17:27
Good-bye.
[Sighs]
1:17:30
Ow!
1:17:32
Ken, what's wrong?
My eyes.
1:17:36
Had my sinful ways
caught up with me?
1:17:39
Had I inflicted Ken
with my secret shame?
1:17:44
Ken's vision began
to affect his work.
1:17:47
[Man Screaming]
Mike! Sorry!
1:17:53
Ah, today's
reckless youth,
1:17:56
with your fast roadsters
and your rumble seats.