:29:00
it may have happened
just this way.
:29:03
Hello, dearie. Show you
a good time for a quid.
:29:06
Throw the wife in for free.
Oh, gents.
:29:08
Don't you want a girl
to keep you warm tonight?
:29:12
Me mum told me there would
be nights like this.
:29:16
Oh, my!
:29:19
You are a big one,
now, aren't you?
:29:22
Come on, darlin'.
:29:36
Mind you, don't you be
steppin' on my feet now.
:29:40
Ooh!
:29:44
Aren't you in an hurry!
Now, will you be careful.
:29:47
Not so rough, da...
Wait a min...
:29:55
Is this the way
it happened?
:29:57
Was Jack the Ripper, in fact, a
60-foot sea serpent from Scotland?
:30:03
Did I take this job
for a quick buck?
:30:06
We may never know the answers
to these questions. Next week...
:30:11
Come on.
:30:13
To recap the three movies
that we reviewed this week...
:30:16
here on Critics Corner,
:30:18
Marc and I both gave
a big thumbs up...
:30:20
to the new Swedish film
directed by, uh, Olaf Svensen.
:30:24
Olaf Svensen, called
The Winter of my Despondency.
:30:29
- Haunting abstract symbolism.
- It's arty crap.
:30:33
Jonathan and I did split,
however...
:30:35
On the newest teenage romp
called Frat Slobs.
:30:39
Jonathan, I think,
thought it to be...
:30:41
a light,
frothy soufflé...
:30:44
sizzling with youthful
energy. That I did.
:30:47
On the other hand, I
thought it was pond scum.
:30:51
You're an albino.
What the hell do you know?
:30:53
We have a new feature we'd like
to introduce on Critics Corner...
:30:55
we hope you'll enjoy. We
call it "Real Life Reviews,"
:30:59
in which we critique the life of
an average person just like you.