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Jonathan will begin with a review
of the life of Harvey Putnik.
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No. Pitnik. Pitnik, of Skokie, Indiana.
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Illinois.
Illinois.
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Harvey Pitnik of Skokie, Illinois.
Bernice. Bernice, come here.
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They're talking about me
on the television.
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What?
Come here.
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Harvey Pitnik would seem
to have all the ingredients...
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For a successful life.
You'd think so.
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So why does he fail so
miserably? I don't know.
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I think the problem
is with Harvey himself.
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What the hell is this?
You're right. It is Harvey.
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Very good, Jonathan.
It is Harvey.
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So, we're supposed to care
about this Harvey Pitnik?
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Why? I mean, it takes him 30 years
to develop any character at all,
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and by the time he does,
who cares?
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They're crucifying me.
It's hardly worth the wait.
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He didn't like Gandhi either.
Let me show you.
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Here's a scene from last year as
Harvey is coming home from work.
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Oh. Hi, Scraps.
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Hi, Dad.
Hi, kids.
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How did they do this?
Hi, honey.
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Hi, dear.
Ooh. Potatoes.
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I didn't cons... I didn't
consent for this to be on TV.
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Dinner'll be ready
in five minutes. Okay.
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- Some exciting home life, huh?
- And it goes on like that,
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tediously,
day in and day out.
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Where's the love?
Where's the passion?
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Where's the examination
of one's own existence?
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This is a poor excuse
for a life.
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I give Harvey Pitnik
a... a big thumbs down.
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Thumbs down? I give
him a thumbs down too.
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But I didn't hate Harvey
quite as much as you, Jonathan.
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Oh, granted, his life was
a miserable waste of time,
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but I rather enjoyed
the Kafkaesque touches.