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Welcome to
the O'Leary Funeral Home,
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where many of the nation's top comedians
have gathered to roast our guest ofhonor,
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the late Harvey Pitnik!
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Please welcome...
Rip Taylor!
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Slappy White!
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Jackie Vernon!
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Henny Youngman!
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Charlie Callas!
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And our roast master...
Mr. Steve Allen!
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And here he is,
our man of the hour...
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Mr. Harvey Pitnik!
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There's Harvey!
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Thank you, ladies and mourners.
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That's all right, Harvey.
Don't get up.
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Anyway, be that as it may...
and I doubt if it was...
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tonight we are here to pay tribute
to a close, personal friend,
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Harvey Pupik... I'm sorry.
Uh, Pitnik. Harvey Pitnik.
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Harvey was a man, my friends,
who was the same in life...
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as he is in death... a stiff!
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But all seriousness aside, we are
going to lay two things to rest...
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Harvey Pitnik and the rumor
that Charlie Callas is funny.
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Ladies and gentlemen, a very
funny man, Charlie Callas.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Thank you. Harvey, keep it down!