Amazon Women on the Moon
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:55:00
What?
I forgot to stay there.

:55:08
We are experiencing technical
difficulties. Please stand by.

:55:13
We are experiencing techn...
:55:20
I demand that you set
us free, Queen Lara.

:55:23
We are on an official
mission from the planet Earth.

:55:26
Ha! "Planet Earth. "
:55:28
Is that what you call that
pitiful ball hanging in the sky?

:55:31
You wouldn't say that if you saw
Jane Russell or the Brooklyn Dodgers.

:55:34
Silence, swine,
:55:36
or you will suffer the
same fate as your friend.

:55:38
I intend to file a protest
in the death of Blackie!

:55:42
He dared to enter the sacred temple
and steal the precious moonstones.

:55:46
But feeding him to giant spiders
without the benefit of counsel...

:55:49
is not the way we do things
in America.

:55:57
Boy, I never thought
I'd be so miserable...

:55:59
surrounded by
beautiful dames.

:56:01
Cut the gags, Butch.
We're in enough trouble.

:56:04
What's she lookin' at? She acts
like she's never seen a man before.

:56:07
She hasn't.
Have you, Alpha Beta?

:56:12
No, my queen.
:56:14
What are men good for?
:56:16
Well, I'm pretty good in
the backseat of a Studebaker.

:56:19
Butch!
:56:21
Men are useless.
Back where I come from,

:56:25
no woman is complete
without a man.

:56:29
You see,
Commander Nelson,

:56:31
12,000 gamma-spans ago...
:56:33
"Gamma-spans"?
A moon unit of time,

:56:36
roughly equivalent
to your Earth year.

:56:38
Anyway, all men were banished from the
lunar surface because they couldn't...

:56:43
For 131 years,
:56:45
this great institution
has amassed...

:56:47
what many consider to be the finest
collection of art anywhere in the world.

:56:52
And now it can all be yours.
:56:56
We've lost our lease!
:56:59
That's right.
Everything must go.


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