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	people have asked,
"How did it happen?"
:58:05
	Join me...
:58:09
	as we dramatically recreate...
¤ Nearer ¤
:58:10
	the sinking of the great ocean
liner Titanic. ¤ My God, to thee ¤
:58:17
	Bullshit or not?
:58:19
	You be the judge,
here on this station.
:58:22
	From the pen
of America's wealthiest author,
:58:25
	Irving Sidney,
the man who gave us...
:58:27
	The best-sellers, Irving
Sidney's The Naked Virgin...
:58:30
	And Irving Sidney's
The Power and the Flesh,
:58:33
	comes Irving Sidney's
sizzling new blockbuster...
:58:36
	Hey, baby.
:58:40
	Long time
no see, huh?
:58:42
	There must be some mistake.
Come on. Who are ya kiddin'?
:58:44
	It's me.
It's Bert.
:58:47
	Look, I'm in town with
the textile convention,
:58:49
	and I thought maybe we
could, uh, you know, party!
:58:54
	I don't do that anymore.
Oh...
:58:56
	You better get out of here
before you wake the president.
:58:59
	When President Harrison Chandler
was married in the White House,
:59:03
	it was the social event
of the decade.
:59:05
	The courageous president...
:59:08
	and his beautiful new bride.
:59:10
	But she possessed a secret
that could shatter her dreams...
:59:13
	and topple a government.
:59:16
	I'll meet you in the
Lincoln Room in five minutes.
:59:20
	She was forced to live a lie...
:59:22
	when her sins
came back to haunt her.
:59:25
	She was
"first lady of the evening. "
:59:29
	Irving Sidney's
1st Lady of the Evening.
:59:33
	A Magnet paperback in easy-to-read
type with no big words.
:59:42
	¤ Birds suddenly appear ¤
:59:46
	¤ Every time ¤
:59:48
	Look, Violet, what do you say
we go park out by the lake?
:59:52
	My glands are
out of control.
:59:55
	Well, okay, Georgie,
but are you prepared?
:59:58
	I've been preparing myself for 17 years.