1:03:00
Rupert King, president
of Titan Condoms.
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Congratulations, young man. You are
our one-billionth customer. Pictures.
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Thanks, but I really
gotta go. Not so fast, kid.
1:03:12
We've been planning this for
months. It's really not necessary.
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Tell me, George, how long have you
been using our fine Titan products?
1:03:18
Uh, you could say I never use
anything else. Great quote.
1:03:21
Are you getting all of this? You're
not gonna use my name, are you?
1:03:24
Modesty, I like it. You could give Titans
that wholesome image we're looking for.
1:03:27
Do you know what
you're doing to me?
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The entire town's
gonna know about this.
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You'll be a household name, George,
just like Bip, our Titan mascot!
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Pictures. Pictures. Hi, folks.
Hi, George. Hi, everybody.
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Hey, George, will you
autograph a box for me?
1:03:41
Get used to that, George.
1:03:45
More good news, George.
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Even as we speak, your parents are racing here
to join you in your moment ofTitan triumph.
1:03:52
My parents? Are you nuts? I'm
not even supposed to have the car.
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Make sure you airbrush out
the kid's acne, okay? George,
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as a token of our thanks, we'd like you
to have this lifetime supply ofTitans!
1:04:04
- Thank you, Connie.
- All I wanted was one.
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- Violet!
- George, I can tell,
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you're as excited as we are,
as you begin this,
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your yearlong reign as
our Titan king! Yippee!
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And now the exciting
conclusion of the 1955 feature,
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Amazon Women of the Moon.
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There will be no further
commercial interruptions.
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Bullshit or not?
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Hey, cut the mush,
you two.
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This place is about to
blow sky high. Yes, look!
1:04:52
Moogla, the mountain demon, is angry.
1:04:55
Yeah, and that ain't just
heartburn. We haven't got much time.
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Let's go!