:50:03
Well, sir, technically,
this is traffic duty.
:50:06
Technically, you're a goddamn idiot.
Get out of here, Taggart!
:50:12
- Yes, sir.
- (Lutz) Jesus Christ!
:50:22
- Are you sure you got Super glue?
- Yeah.
:50:25
Yo, man, this is Wild Kingdom.
:50:28
I tried to create
a stress-free environment.
:50:31
Well, you have.
:50:32
These are my friends.
That's Sidney. He's a wandering Jew.
:50:37
And this is Mona.
:50:39
Hi, baby. They actually like
different kinds of music.
:50:43
If I play the Beatles,
the begonias perk up.
:50:46
If I play Beethoven, they wither.
:50:48
The ferns like the Boston Pops.
:50:51
But everybody loves Mozart.
:50:54
Who's this?
:50:56
Big Al. Had him about six years.
Isn't he great?
:51:00
What kind of music does he like?
:51:02
- James Brown. Drives him nuts.
- Is that turtle shit in there?
:51:07
You know, turtles are amazing to me.
:51:10
Hey, what are you doing?
:51:12
I'm curious to know
where his dick is at.
:51:16
Give me him. You know where it is,
don't you, Big Al?
:51:19
- Do turtles have dicks?
- How's it hanging, Big Al?
:51:23
- Give me that Super glue.
- OK.
:51:26
Billy's really...out there,
isn't he, Axel?
:51:30
Yeah, Billy's pretty fucked up.
:51:34
- I heard that.
- I know. I was joking!
:51:37
Give me the Super glue.
:51:40
(Hums theme music
from The Dating Game)
:51:51
What's that music from?
:51:53
- The Dating Game.
- Yeah!
:51:55
(Continues humming)