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...we are gathered here
in this beautiful home...
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...on this beautiful day...
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...to witness the uniting
of two beautiful souls...
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...in holy wedlock.
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Marriage is a sacred commitment...
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...designed on Earth
and sanctified in heaven.
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Without the institution
of marriage...
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...mankind would still be
in the Dark Ages.
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Consider the marriage symbol,
the wedding ring.
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A perfect circle,
without beginning or end...
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...signifying God's
eternal love and devotion.
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For where would we be
without God's love?
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Cheap shoes.
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You all right, Agnes?
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And let us be ever mindful
of the consequences of our acts.
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God is watching.
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Oh, Lord, she did eat them all.
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Have you been drinking?
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The time has come...
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...for David and Nadia
to make this commitment.
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Do you, David,
take Nadia to be your wife?
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-I haven't finished. To have and to--
-I do.
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--in sickness and health,
till death do you part?
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-Do you, Nadia, take David--
-Wait.
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Is it indelicate
to ask what's going on?
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-I don't love your son.
-Me neither. What's your point?
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-Take deep breaths.
-Screw the guests!
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-This will take time. Have champagne.
-I know we had a bargain.
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-Play some music, and kill the dog!
-Honey--
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What's this about a bargain?
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People shouldn't marry
because of a bargain.
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Would you just--
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Come back here and finish this!
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Stop the music!