Eddie Murphy Raw
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I did a lot of jokes about homosexuals
a couple years ago

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and faggots were mad.
They were like...

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And they were... There's nothing like
having a nation of fags looking for you.

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I'd be at parties... There's always
two or three at a party.

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They'd be standing around looking
at you, they'd be looking at...

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"He's an asshole."
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I can't travel the country
freely no more.

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I can't go to San Francisco.
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They got 24-hour homo watch
waiting for me in the airport.

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Soon as I got off the plane,
they'd be like:

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"He's here, yes. Yes, it's him.
Yes, it's him!"

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And the cars would come rushing
across town. lt'd be:

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And it won't be no siren, it'll be
a real fag sitting on the roof going:

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"Pull over. Pull over.
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"Pull over.
I'm gonna read him his rights.

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"You have the right to remain silent.
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"Anything you say can and will
be held against you.

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"You have the right to an attorney.
Turn around. I'm gonna frisk you.

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"You carrying any concealed
weapons?

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"Are you carrying...?
What is this? What is this?

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"Lay down on the floor
and spread them."

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- Do you watch the Bill Cosby Show?
- Yeah!

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I do too.
I love Bill Cosby's show.

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I been a big fan of Bill Cosby
all my life.

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Never met the man before,
but he called me up about a year ago

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and chastised me on the phone
for being too dirty on-stage.

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lt was real weird,
because I had never met him

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and he just thought it was... He should
call me up, because he was Bill,

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and tell me that he did...
About what comedy is all about.

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And I sat and listened
to this man chastise me.

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And when Bill Cosby chastises you,
you forget you grown.

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You feel like one of
the Cosby kids and shit.

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And I ran in the house
all excited to talk to Bill

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and picked up the telephone
and Bill got raw on me.


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