:33:00
You go off to Africa
and get you a bush woman,
:33:02
you can't let her mingle
with American women.
:33:05
Because they'll change her shit up.
:33:07
American women stick together.
Last thing they wanna see
:33:10
is you got some trained
bush bitch in your house.
:33:12
They will catch her by herself
in the kitchen
:33:14
and throw a monkey wrench
in your whole program.
:33:17
They get her alone, they be like,
"I can't stand the way you be
:33:20
"doing everything he tell you to do.
You a human being.
:33:22
"This house is too big for one person
to clean. Why don't you leave?
:33:25
"You always crying. Just leave him.
You know something?
:33:28
"Do you know you could take half
his money? Did you know that?
:33:31
"He didn't tell you
you were entitled to half?
:33:33
"He only told you half the story.
:33:35
"You can take half the money,
the car, the house, the children.
:33:38
"You can buy all the zebras
and bones you want.
:33:40
"Go back home in style, girl.
And get your hair done right.
:33:43
"Cut that Afro off, go back home
in style. Who the hell he think he is?
:33:46
"Let me tell you about Eddie Murphy.
:33:47
"That motherfucker ain't nothing but...
Oh, hi, Eddie. How you doing?
:33:52
"Oh, I didn't know you was here.
You scared me.
:33:54
"No, I can't stay. I was just talking
to Uhmfufu about a couple of things.
:33:59
"No, no, no, I got to go. I got to...
You two... Y'all two lovebirds talk.
:34:02
"Eddie, talk to your...
Talk to Uhmfufu.
:34:04
"Y'all got a lot to talk about. Go on,
Eddie. Please, talk to her. Uhmfufu..."
:34:10
And leave me in the kitchen with
some bush bitch with an attitude.
:34:18
"Eddie!
:34:21
"Eddie!
:34:23
"I want to talk to you!"
:34:30
"What's your problem, baby?"
:34:31
"I don't like the way
you treat me, Eddie.
:34:34
"You treat me like animal."
:34:40
"You was butt naked
on a zebra last month."
:34:43
"I don't care, Eddie.
I am American woman now.
:34:45
"I want what's coming to me.
:34:48
"Eddie, what have you
done for me lately?"