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"I want you to be happy.
Well, what you want?"
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"Half!
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"Give me half, Eddie.
Give me half, Mr. Fuck-you Man.
:35:12
"Suck my dick, Eddie.
:35:16
"You motherfucker."
:35:20
Then I'd be on the front page
of the African Enquirer like this:
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So be careful.
Don't get caught in a trap.
:35:28
Any woman can get
any man she wants
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if she puts her mind and pussy to it.
They can have you.
:35:34
They have figured us out. We're very
easy creatures to figure out.
:35:38
And women know all they have
to do is cater to our egos enough
:35:40
and they can have you. Guys,
how many times have you fucked
:35:43
some ugly bitch that just kept hanging
around and you had to fuck her?
:35:47
And then afterwards you be like this,
"I can't believe I fucked this bitch."
:35:50
They just cater to your ego.
:35:52
Sometimes you'll see
a real ugly bitch
:35:54
with a handsome dude.
You say, "How that happen?"
:35:56
Dude's going,
"Yeah, how that happen?"
:35:58
Because she catered to his ego.
They can figure us out.
:36:01
Guys, don't get trapped.
We'll call them "pussy traps".
:36:04
Let's call them pussy traps.
:36:05
lt's a trap.
They trap you with the pussy.
:36:07
They catch you with the pussy, see.
And it's a trap.
:36:10
The most common trap
is to not give you any, though.
:36:12
Don't think, "Maybe you're
gonna put a trap on."
:36:14
The most common is when you ain't
getting any at all, that's the trap.
:36:18
When you meet a woman
and everything is perfect
:36:20
and she won't do anything,
it's a trap.
:36:22
Sometimes it backfires, because a lot
of women play these games with sex.
:36:25
And ladies like sex just as much as we
do, guys, but they act like they don't.
:36:29
But they do.
There's not a woman...
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There's not a woman in this room
:36:33
that wouldn't rather be somewhere
else with a nice stiff one in them.
:36:36
Don't you let them fool you.
:36:40
They like it just as much as us.
See, ladies sitting there going:
:36:44
"That's true.
:36:46
"He's funny, but he's not that funny.
:36:49
"I'll take a dick over a smile any day.
Yes, I will."
:36:52
They like it just as much as us,
but they play these games.
:36:55
Know where it backfires
on you, ladies?
:36:57
When you go meet a guy,
he wants you, you want him,
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you like each other,
everything is perfect,