:53:03
I gotta tell you, be careful.
And women ain't like us.
:53:06
lt's not their nature to fool around.
:53:07
Like, we'll go out
and sneak out to the hotel
:53:10
and have to wash your dick
in the sink and all that shit.
:53:13
Women gonna do it classy.
They don't fuck around like us.
:53:15
lt's like, "Hey, I don't do this often,
I'm gonna do it right."
:53:18
Know when your woman's
gonna fool around?
:53:20
You keep messing her over,
eventually she says shit like this:
:53:23
"You know, I think I'm gonna go to the
Bahamas by myself for the weekend."
:53:29
And you say,
"You want me to go with you?"
:53:31
She goes, "No, just me
and my girlfriends are going.
:53:35
"Just me and my friends."
:53:38
And we so stupid,
:53:40
we start thinking about all the pussy
we can get while she gone.
:53:45
"You gonna go by yourself?"
"Yes."
:53:47
"OK."
:53:49
And send your woman off
to the romantic Bahamas by herself?
:53:53
By herself to the Bahamas?
:53:55
She's walking on the beach,
she laid out all day and got a tan,
:53:58
your woman is fine
and got her body looking right,
:54:00
she's walking on the beach,
crying, in the Bahamas.
:54:03
Lovers on the beach making love.
:54:04
She's all by herself, walking along,
feeling sad, thinking about you
:54:08
and everybody's real romantic.
The motion of the ocean
:54:10
is shimmying off...
The moon is shimmying off the ocean.
:54:14
Your woman's standing,
looking at it and crying.
:54:16
And all of a sudden,
a dude named Dexter walks up.
:54:23
Dexter St. Jock.
:54:26
He walk up swinging his dick.
:54:34
Then he do that smooth
Bahamas shit on your woman.
:54:36
"What a beautiful girl like you doing
by herself on the island of love?
:54:41
"This is the island for lovers.
:54:43
"You should be being held
right now, girl.
:54:45
"What you crying about?"
:54:48
"I'm having some problems
with my boyfriend,
:54:50
"so I came down here
to think it over."
:54:52
"Tell me what hotel
your man's staying.
:54:54
"I tell him that you treat
a woman like you like a princess.
:54:56
"lf you were my woman,
I make love to you constantly.