Eddie Murphy Raw
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1:04:01
Y'all got one dance y'all can do.
Y'all can do this shit, like this:

1:04:09
But y'all don't do no moves,
it's just this:

1:04:12
Y'all do some shit like this,
you be fucked up. You'd be:

1:04:15
"Oh, shit..."
1:04:19
And white people, y'all step
on each other's feet.

1:04:22
Brothers, we go to the disco,
get all fucked up,

1:04:24
you're stepping and hitting and...
1:04:26
Brothers got some dance.
They be doing this with their heads.

1:04:29
Some shit like that.
1:04:31
lf the white people do that,
they'll kill each other. They be like:

1:04:35
"Sorry."
1:04:38
"Let's stick with this."
1:04:42
I was in the club, man.
I stopped going...

1:04:44
I ain't dancing at the Loft
because I had a fight recently

1:04:47
and I said I ain't dancing.
I went to clubs...

1:04:49
People get drunk, go to clubs
and start fighting.

1:04:51
I had a fight with an ltalian dude
1:04:53
right around the time
Rocky came out.

1:04:55
ltalians... White people, period, y'all
go crazy after y'all see a Rocky movie

1:04:59
because y'all believe that shit.
1:05:02
Because the movies are
so emotional and so real,

1:05:05
you sit there and go like,
"Hey, this is real."

1:05:07
And Stallone have y'all white
people pumped, especially ltalians.

1:05:10
After ltalians see Rocky, they come
out the movie theater, they be like...

1:05:13
ltalians are funny people, because
they act like niggas. lt's funny.

1:05:16
They do. They hold
their dick more than us.

1:05:19
They be standing around,
"Get the fuck out of here."

1:05:27
"lt's right here, all right?
What? Hey, fuck you, all right?"

1:05:32
Everything is a question too.
"Hey, what am I, an asshole?

1:05:36
"What am I, a fucking jerk?
Get the fuck out of here.

1:05:39
"lt's right here, all right?"
1:05:50
After they see Rocky, they come out
of the theater charged.

1:05:53
They be like,
"All right, Rock-O!

1:05:56
"All right, Sly!"

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