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Brothers sued me. Yo, man,
the brothers came out and sued.
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I was like, "Ain't no brothers
gonna sue me." Brothers sued Ed.
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The brothers went to get paid.
I was, "Brothers don't sue brothers."
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They was like, "Fuck that.
I'm getting paid, motherfucker."
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Brothers went to court,
got educated on the judge.
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All of a sudden they was like,
"State your case."
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"Yes, Your Honor, on the evening
in question, per se, Your Honor.
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"Yo, check it out, Your Honor.
I was inside the disco.
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"Cooling, right?
I went in with my girlie, right?
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"My girl start illing,
'Oh, there go Eddie Murphy.'
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"Start acting all tipsy and shit.
I say, 'Where?' She say, 'Over there.'
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"I say,
'Fuck that big-nose motherfucker.
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'I make my money just like him.'
Right, Your Honor?
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"I don't give a fuck.
I ain't getting on nobody.
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"So, Your Honor, check it out, right?
What happened then, right?
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"I say, 'Yo, what you want, me go over,
get the motherfucker autograph?'
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"I got the autograph for my girlie.
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"I walked over and said,
'Yo, Ed, sign this autograph.'
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"Then Ed say, 'I ain't signing
a motherfucking thing.
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'Fuck you and your ugly bitch.'
I say, 'Yo, Ed.
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'I'll bust your ass
for saying shit like that.'
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"He say, 'Motherfucker, I...'
And he ran over to my woman
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"and slap her in the face,
Your Honor.
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"Then he slap me and
my man in the face.
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"All three of us, like
the Three Stooges, Your Honor.
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"Twelve million.
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"Twelve!" I was disgusted.
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"Yeah, Your Honor.
Give us half his shit."
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I was mad. I called my mother up.
You know how you do.
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When you get depressed,
you call your mother.
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You get your ass whipped,
first you call home.
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I call my mother's house.
Because you wanna hear:
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"lt's gonna be all right, baby.
lt's gonna be fine.
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"You just come on home. Stop crying.
I'll cook you something to eat.
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"I'll cook you one of them
big old hamburgers
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"I used to make before.
You just come on home."
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And you want that burger
when you get older.
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I called my mother's house,
it was a Friday night,
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the phone rang for a half-hour.
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Which meant my pops was home, and
on the weekends, my pops gets drunk.
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I was praying he wouldn't
answer the phone,
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because I'm bleeding,
my lips are swollen,
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people walking by going,
"Jimmie Walker."