Ernest Goes to Camp
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:10:00
I have memorized
the handbook,

:10:03
and I learned
the Kikakee sign language.

:10:08
If only they'd give a fella
a chance.

:10:12
I'm sure they will,
Ernest.

:10:15
Nuh-uh.
:10:17
But the real reason
I'm here

:10:19
is to see if you've gotten
all your shots.

:10:24
Shots?
:10:26
Yeah...
:10:28
Okay.
:10:31
How's that grandfather
of yours nowadays?

:10:34
I haven't seen him around
lately.

:10:36
Oh, he's out at his place.
:10:38
I worry about him sometimes.
He's so old.

:10:42
But these woods are
his home.

:10:46
Yeah, he's a wise man.
:10:50
Doesn't believe in
modern things like... shots.

:10:55
That's right.
:10:56
He lives by the old ways.
:10:59
In fact, he thinks I'm
wasting time studying medicine.

:11:04
Shouldn't you, uh,
have a little more practice

:11:06
before you go around
stickin' needles in people?

:11:09
I've had lots of practice.
:11:12
If I keep doing it,
I might even get good at it.

:11:21
See? A... cold, wet nose.
Color's good.

:11:26
No fever.
:11:28
Come on, now, Ernest.
:11:30
You know this isn't
going to hurt...

:11:33
much.
:11:35
I can take it,
Miss St. Cloud.

:11:38
Real men can take it,
and I'm a real man...

:11:42
a man with a hearty smile,
a stout back...

:11:47
with grit in his teeth
and nails in his knuckles,

:11:51
a man who has never
tasted quiche...

:11:55
Is that
your smallest needle?

:11:57
I did it!
:11:59
I took the Lindbergh baby!

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