Ernest Goes to Camp
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:12:02
I am Josef Mengele!
:12:05
Owwwwww!
:12:13
Well, as you men know,
:12:15
our camp's been selected
by the governor's staff

:12:18
to take part in his, uh, program
for disadvantaged youngsters.

:12:22
He calls it, uh,
"Operation: Second Chance. "

:12:25
Some camps have
all the luck.

:12:27
And I just got notification that the second-chancers
are gonna be ready to be picked up today,

:12:33
and I wanted you guys
to be prepared for it.

:12:35
Better hide
your wallets.

:12:36
Yeah, and get out
your brass knuckles.

:12:39
We're already short-handed. How are
we gonna handle those delinquents?

:12:41
Oh, they're not
delinquents.

:12:44
They're just boys from a bit
rougher environment than most of us.

:12:47
You mean
underage criminals.

:12:49
No, they're not.
:12:51
They're all residents of
the State Institute For Boys,

:12:54
but they're not criminals.
:12:56
Stennis, I'm gonna let you
be their counselor.

:12:58
Why do I get stuck
with them?

:13:01
Because you've got
the most experience.

:13:03
Besides, after you get
to know those boys...

:13:05
Oh, I'm not gonna take
any crap off of them.

:13:07
If they get out of line,
I'm gonna knock 'em back in.

:13:10
Ross, Ross...
listen to me.

:13:12
Just do the best
you can.

:13:14
If you can't handle it,
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- We'll have no
choice. We'll have to send them back.

:13:19
Oh, I can handle 'em
all right.

:13:22
Yeah, a little discipline is
probably just what they need.

:13:28
Uh, Ernest,
will you take the bus over

:13:30
and get those
second-chancers for me?

:13:32
Aah!
:13:41
# Bad luck and me,
we are old friends #

:13:45
# Dealt me the losing hand
once again #

:13:49
# Now I'm doin' time,
and time ain't kind #

:13:55
# Sun comes up,
but it don't ever shine #

:13:59
Boy, I can't wait
to get outta here.


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