:15:04
Come on, Uncle Ned.
We gotta set up the Den.
:15:27
Excuse me, Mr. Hardin.
:15:29
This carnival would be nothing
without Satan's Den.
:15:32
lt's practically nothing now, Sir Nigel.
:15:35
But don't worry, there's always room for you
at the freak show.
:15:38
l'm an actor, sir, not a freak.
:15:42
l played the Fool in King Lear at the Old Vic.
:15:45
Then you could be useful
at the attraction we've contracted...
:15:48
to take the place of the spook house.
:15:51
And what attraction is that?
:15:54
-Mud wrestling?
-Quite.
:15:56
He plans to replace Satan's Den...
:15:58
with a ladies' mud wrestling tent.
:16:00
And he wanted me to be the referee.
:16:03
l'm an actor, not a mudslinger.
:16:06
We won't be replaced.
We're gonna make money this weekend.
:16:09
How do you expect to do that?
The new sophisticated carnival audience...
:16:13
doesn't seem to find our horrors
horrible enough any more.
:16:16
Then l'll do what you said.
l'll give them real magic.
:16:26
Of course, a little abracadabra...
:16:28
and up pops ghastly demons from Hell.
:16:31
That'll really scare people. Not like Nigel...
:16:34
who wears a stifling suit
for six hours every night...
:16:38
running around trying to frighten children
who laugh at beheadings...
:16:41
and the newest fashions in mutilations
every week at the local cinema.
:16:45
We'll add a magic show
right after the torture chamber.
:16:48
You can put up a spotlight and do
your old act: the Great Fausto returns.
:16:52
The Great Fausto has been dead
for over 20 years.
:16:56
l should never have let your parents
send you here.
:16:59
You can still do it.