Good Morning, Vietnam
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:12:02
And who gave anyone permission
to programme modern music?

:12:05
Freddy and the Dreamers!
:12:10
Wrong speed.
We've got it on the wrong speed.

:12:14
For those of you recovering from a
hangover, that's gonna sound just right.

:12:18
Let's put her right back down.
Let's try it a little faster,
see if that picks it up a little bit.

:12:21
Let's get it up on 78.
:12:25
Those pilots are going,
"I really like the music. I really like
the music. I really like the music."

:12:27
Oh, it's still a bad song. Hey,
wait a minute. Let's try something.

:12:30
Let's play this backwards
and see if it gets any better.

:12:34
Freddy is a devil.
Freddy is a devil.

:12:39
Picture a man going on a journey
beyond sight and sound.

:12:42
He's left Crete. He's entered
the demilitarized zone.

:12:50
All right. Hey, what is this
"demilitarized zone"? What do
they mean, "police action"?

:12:53
Sounds like a couple
of cops in Brooklyn going,
"You know, she looks pretty to me."

:12:56
Hey, whatever it is, I like it
because it gets you on your toes better
than a strong cup of cappuccino.

:13:00
What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds
like something out of The Wizard of Oz.

:13:03
Oh, no, don't go in there.
:13:06
Oh-we-oh
Ho Chi Minh

:13:08
Oh, look, you've landed in Saigon.
:13:11
You're among
the little people now.

:13:13
We represent the ARVN Army
The ARVN Army

:13:16
Oh, no! Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
Follow the Ho Chi Minh Trail.

:13:19
"Oh, I'll get you, my pretty!" Oh, my
God. It's the wicked witch of the north.

:13:24
It's Hanoi Hanna!
:13:26
"Now, little GI, you and
your little 'tune-ooh' too!"

:13:32
"Oh, Adrian. Adrian.
What are you doing, Adrian?"

:13:36
Oh, Hanna, you slut. You've been down
on everything but the Titanic.
Stop it right now.

:13:41
Uh, you know, he's really funny. You
know, he-he... he's like a Marx brother.

:13:45
Which Marx brother
would that be, Private? Zeppo?

:13:48
- I don't find him funny at all.
- Zeppo? Isn't he the one with the hat?

:13:52
Hey, uh, hi.
Can you help me? What's your name?
"My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."

:13:55
Roosevelt, what town are you stationed
in? "I'm stationed in Poontang."

:13:58
Well, thank you, Roosevelt.
What's the weather like out there?


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