:34:01
- What happened with the girl?
- It didn't work out.
:34:03
I want to introduce you to someone
right now from my English class.
:34:06
- This is Tuan. The guys.
- Hey, Tuan!
:34:09
- Guys, Tuan.
- Hey, pull up a floor here.
:34:11
Hi, Tuan.
Long time no "twee." Ba-dum.
:34:14
- That's terrible. That's terrible.
- Those are gorgeous gals.
:34:20
I've... I'll never have them.
:34:22
I've always wanted girls like that,
but I've always had trouble,
especially as a young child.
:34:25
Who the hell gets laid as a young
child? And stop calling them "gals."
:34:28
Cowgirls are called gals. Those are
gorgeous French-Vietnamese B-girls.
:34:33
Don't ruin it by conjuring up images
of Dale Evans, all right?
:34:35
Can you believe the shape
of those gals... girls?
:34:41
The one in blue.
:34:43
Those behinds were designed by a Jewish
scientist in Switzerland, Dr Feintush.
:34:47
- Dr Heimlich Feintush.
- We're trying to figure out
how to meet them...
:34:49
- but nobody can come up
with any good lines.
- Wait a minute. Try this one.
Try this one.
:34:53
Oh, girls, girls!
Come on over.
:34:56
Pardon me, girls?
Excuse me, girls? Hello.
:34:59
Hello! Come on. Yes.
:35:01
Here she comes
Miss Southeast Asia
:35:06
- It says we're not supposed to
fraternize with these girls.
- Here she comes right now
:35:09
- It says so in the memo.
"No fraternizing with these girls."
In the memo!
- Thank you.
:35:12
- I will note your objection.
- Forget memos. Forget memos.
These are pretty women coming.
:35:15
Here she comes
:35:18
- This way, please.
- Hi.
:35:20
Hello, I'm William Holden.
:35:25
- Oh. Oh! Bingo.
- Merry Christmas.
:35:28
Merry Christmas.
If you believe in Santa...
:35:30
- How come I don't get one?
- Dan Levitan. You've probably
heard my radio show.
:35:35
What's your name?
My name is Levitan. Can you say that?
:35:38
Hey, who brought in the gook?
:35:42
I said, who brought in
the fuckin' gook?
:35:48
I love you.
:35:50
- A khaki eclipse.
- I better go now.
:35:52
That's all right.
I did. Hey, come on now.
:35:55
If you kick out the gooks, the next
thing, you have to kick out the chinks,
the spicks, the spooks and kikes.
:35:58
All that's gonna be left in here
are a couple of brain-dead rednecks.