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Right here, right here on our show,
Diana Ross and the "Suprawns."
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Set me free why don't you, babe
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Set me free
why don't you, babe
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You don't really need me
You just keep me steamin'on
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Thank you very much. Let me introduce
the members of the band. Larry, Pisces.
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Thank you very much.
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- What'd he say?
- He say you drink too much already.
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Well, tell him I drink
so I can be this funny.
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It's not funny at all,
he said.
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Tell him thanks. It's nice
to bomb in another language.
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You will get sick
if you drink some more. Come on.
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My village not too far from here.
You could come there for resting.
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You could see
how we live.
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Listen, Sparky, I don't think
seeing your little production of
Our Town is gonna cheer me up.
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- You see Trinh there.
- I'll drive.
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Red leather, yellow leather.
Red... Led...
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- Red... Red leather, yellow leather.
Red leather, yellow leather...
- Sir, sir.
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Reading the news is one thing,
but this stuff you wrote,
i- it's not funny, sir. It's sad.
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Sir? I'm begging you. Don't try to
do comedy. It's not in your blood.
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I'll do fine.
Comedy is what you make it.
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I've got pages and pages
of great material. Right, Abersold?
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I'm afraid you're gonna
be hittin'bottom, sir.
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If it isn't funny, then why did I
hear you laughing when you typed it?
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I was thinking
of something else.
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Thank you for your support.
Now I've got a show to do.
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Sir, you're not funny.
Ask around.
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Ask me. Sir,
with all due respect...
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uh, uh, I think you're gonna...
you might lay an egg... I mean a big egg.
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I mean, I know funny, and I don't think
you're it. But hey, such is life.
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Me, I'm not much
with power tools.
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Hey, that was the great,
exciting sound of Petula Clark.
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- Beach Boys. Those were guys.
- Of the Beach Boys.
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Hey, that wraps it up for me,
Marty Lee Dreiwitz.
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Adrian Cronauer is on
temporary assignment...
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but boy, do I have
a surprise for you.
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- Don't build him up.
You'll only let 'em down.
- Please welcome to the microphone...
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the lieutenant of laughs, the officer
of oral, the Westmoreland of wit...
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swingin'Steven Hauk!