1:15:07
- There you are, sir.
- Please don't call me "sir."
1:15:10
It just came down the pike.
You're back on the air, sir.
1:15:13
- I'm not goin' on.
- What do you mean
you're not goin' on?
1:15:16
If you don't understand what I said,
maybe you should take my English class.
I'm not goin' on.
1:15:21
You're a very attractive man, Abersold.
Don't think I haven't noticed.
1:15:26
- You'll be bored, you know.
What are you gonna do with your time?
- I don't know.
1:15:29
I may go downtown, look
for a Vietnamese man named Phil.
1:15:33
Or I may just stay here
and listen to old Pat Boone records.
1:15:36
Try and find some hidden meaning
'cause basically I believe that
that man is a misunderstood genius.
1:15:42
Genius. What are you
saying to me?
1:15:45
I'm sayin' I'm through, Ed. I'm tired
of people tellin' me what I can't say.
1:15:49
This news isn't official.
That comment is too sarcastic.
1:15:52
I can't even make fun of
Richard Nixon, and there's a man
who's screaming out to be made fun of.
1:15:56
So fuck it. Sorry.
1:16:00
- Is he all right?
- No, Phil, he's not all right.
1:16:03
A man does not refer to Pat Boone
as a beautiful genius
if things are all right.
1:16:11
- Sir.
- Garlick?
1:16:14
I'd like you to collate these
one-minute spots prior to broadcast.
1:16:18
You have a problem
with that, young man?
1:16:21
Absolutely not.
I live to collate, sir.
1:16:25
Good. So do I.
1:16:31
- "Get A Job."
- Get a job. Again.
1:16:36
- Get a job. Right. You got it.
You're cookin' now.
- Sir?
1:16:39
- Edward.
- I'd like an explanation.
1:16:43
- On anything in particular?
- A lot of people
went to the mat for you.
1:16:47
Thousands of guys wrote in, called in,
tryin' to get you reinstated.
1:16:52
And I literally think
that you owe it to all of them
to get your ass back on the air.
1:16:57
If you haven't noticed,
the army doesn't really want me, Ed.
1:16:59
They've been harassing me since
the day I got off the plane.