:28:01
- It was only business, huh?
- It's the American way.
:28:05
I don't know about you folks,
but I'm starved.
:28:12
Anybody care for a snack?
:28:14
Told you the damn squirt gun
wouldn't work.
:28:20
Aces and jacks, man with the axe.
Suicide kings.
:28:32
Well, there you have it.
:28:35
A sucker born every minute, huh?
:28:37
And two to take 'em. Play past it.
:28:42
Here.
:28:44
Here's s souvenir of
your escape from the con men.
:28:59
You run a candy store.
This is the candy store.
:29:03
Now, I come into your candy store,
and I give you $20 in singles and I say
:29:08
"Could you please give me a $20 bill?"
:29:10
"I have to send a registered letter
to my mother."
:29:13
"To your aunt." It's more pathetic.
:29:17
- "To my aunt."
- It's addressed and there's a stamp on it.
:29:19
You give me a $20 bill. Give me the 20.
:29:23
I seal it, and you watch me seal it
in the envelope.
:29:29
Now, I gave you what appeared
to be $20 in singles
:29:33
but, when you count it, there's only 19.
:29:37
- And you say "I've only got 19."
- I've only got 19.
:29:41
"Here, let me count it."
:29:43
And there are only 19.
:29:45
"God, I'm sorry. Let me get
another dollar from my wife in the car."
:29:49
"Here, hold this a minute."
:29:51
And I give you the envelope
with the $20 in it,
:29:55
and I take the $19, and I go home.
:29:59
"Goodbye."