:16:00
You gotta give yourself a break.
You've never been out
with anyone but your wife.
:16:04
Yeah, but you gotta have
the looks, Chuck.
:16:06
l mean, you walk into a place
like that and girls just want you.
:16:10
You know, you got that kind
of face. Kind of mean-looking,
but with character.
:16:13
And the way you walk, you can only
do that with a small body.
:16:17
Did you ever hear of
a big sports car? l mean,
if l looked like you--
:16:21
Oh, you have so idealised me.
:16:22
l won't stand for it.
l just can't walk out on him.
:16:26
He cries every 1 0 minutes, Carol.
He's like an orphan.
:16:30
What are you doing?
l'm leaving you.
:16:32
What are you talking about?
l don't want to see you again ever.
:16:35
Carol.
What do you care?
:16:37
lf you never see me again,
:16:39
it'll only be one time less a week
than you see me now.
:16:43
Oh, Carol.
Your life is a joke.
:16:44
[KEYBOARD PLAYS, SlNGS]
:16:57
[PHONE RlNGS]
:17:01
Willa? Willa?
CHUCK: Hello, Lyle.
:17:04
l'm outside on the ledge
of my apartment.
:17:08
What?
I've been fooling you, Lyle,
:17:10
and I've been fooling myself.
:17:12
l don't have any talent.
l don't have any money.
:17:16
l'll never find Miss Right
and Carol left me.
:17:19
Lyle, I can't mak e anything work.
:17:22
Everything l told you is fake.
lt's all make-believe.
:17:27
I'm a total failure.
Don't move, l'll be right over.
:17:30
Listen, don't call the police.
:17:33
lf this gets into the newspapers,
the scandal will ruin me
in show business.
:17:36
You got it!
I mean it.
:17:37
l won't call the police.
:17:38
Lyle!
l won't call the police.
:17:42
[SlNGlNG]
:17:46
[SlREN APPROACHlNG]
:17:53
[KNOCKlNG]
:17:55
MAN:
Mr. Clarke? Take it easy.
:17:58
CHUCK: Damn it!
MAN: Take it easy, take it easy.