:12:00
Six bucks and my right nut
:12:02
says we're not
landing in Chicago.
:12:16
[Telephone Rings]
:12:21
[Ring]
:12:23
Hello.
:12:24
Hi.
:12:25
Where are you?
:12:27
I'm in Wichita.
:12:28
Wichita, Kansas?
:12:29
Are you all right?
What happened?
:12:31
We couldn't land
in Chicago.
:12:34
I don't understand
what Wichita has to do
:12:37
with a snowstorm
in Chicago?
:12:39
What's going on, Neal?
:12:41
We took off
from New York,
:12:43
they closed Chicago,
we landed here.
:12:48
Neal.
:12:54
Trouble on the home front?
:12:56
I really don't think that's
any of your concern.
:13:00
The finest line
a man will walk
:13:02
is between success at work
and success at home.
:13:05
I got a motto...
like your work, love your wife.
:13:09
Well, I'll remember that.
:13:12
What's the flight situation?
:13:14
Simple.
:13:15
No way we'll get out
of here tonight.
:13:18
We'd have more luck
:13:20
playing pickup sticks
with our butt cheeks.
:13:23
We'll find out soon enough.
:13:25
By the time the airline
cancels this flight,
:13:28
which they will eventually,
:13:30
you'd have a better chance finding
a three-legged ballerina
:13:33
than a hotel room.
:13:35
I could be stuck here?
:13:37
I'm saying
you are stuck here.
:13:40
[Click]
:13:41
[Feedback]
:13:42
Ladies and gentlemen,
:13:44
may I have
your attention, please.
:13:46
I'm sorry to announce
:13:48
that we're canceling
flight 909
:13:50
due to severe weather
in Chicago.
:13:52
Hi, I was wondering
:13:54
if you had any rooms
available for tonight?
:13:57
Anything.
Anything will do.
:13:59
I'm sorry.