:18:02
The power lines
are down everywhere.
:18:05
We could be cut off
at any moment.
:18:07
Oh, my gosh!
:18:09
There's another group
of spaceships.
:18:11
The alien ships
are coming out of the sky.
:18:14
Despite his bravado
all evening...
:18:16
Mr. Manulis panicked
and bolted out of the car.
:18:19
He was so frightened
by the reports...
:18:20
of interplanetary invasion
that he ran off...
:18:23
leaving Aunt Bea to contend with
the slimy green monsters...
:18:27
he expected to drop
from the sky at any moment.
:18:30
She walked home 6 miles.
:18:33
When Mr. Manulis called her
for a date the next week...
:18:35
she told my mother to tell him
she couldn't see him anymore.
:18:38
She had married a Martian.
:18:46
Now, earlier...
:18:47
I promised some inside stories
about the stars.
:18:51
Well, here's
a little something...
:18:53
that actually happened one night
with Roger and Irene.
:18:56
Everyone's here tonight,
sweetheart.
:18:59
Isn't that Richard?
Oh, Richard!
:19:02
We saw that show at the Morosco.
:19:03
You're right. It's terrific.
:19:04
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
:19:06
I thought I saw Ernest Hemingway
at the bar, darling.
:19:09
Well, I heard
he was in town, actually.
:19:11
Cigars. Cigarettes.
:19:13
Oh, I'll have some Camels.
:19:14
Hello, Mr. Daley.
:19:15
Where have you been?
You don't return my calls.
:19:18
I can never get ahold of you.
:19:19
I told you it was over.
:19:21
Please don't say that!
:19:22
You call me all hours.
:19:24
I mean, I meet you
in hotel rooms...
:19:26
in the back of cars,
in stalled elevators...
:19:29
you're gonna lose your respect
for me.
:19:31
Please don't be
unreasonable.
:19:40
Cigars. Cigarettes.
:19:45
Cigar, please.
:19:48
Thank you very much.
:19:53
Sally, you can't
just break it off now.
:19:56
I'm in love with you.
:19:57
Yeah.
:19:58
If you loved me...
:19:59
you'd leave
your wife and marry me.