:27:00
Oh, I talked.
Or should I say I listened.
:27:02
Hey, you didn't eat?
:27:03
I did eat.
:27:04
Abe, we're fasting!
:27:06
They're right.
It's silly.
:27:08
Oh, my god, Abe.
:27:09
I mean, look, I should fast
to atone for my sins?
:27:11
What are my sins?
Who did I bother?
:27:14
The only sin is
the exploitation...
:27:16
of the worker by the bosses.
:27:17
Listen to him.
:27:18
Did the daughter
get ahold of you?
:27:20
No, no. You see, the problem
is not between man...
:27:22
and some imaginary super being.
:27:24
It's between man
and the owners of 90%...
:27:27
of the world's wealth.
:27:28
What do you mean,
some imaginary super being?
:27:31
You don't believe in God?
:27:32
Look, religion is
the opium of the masses.
:27:34
That's the problem.
:27:35
Abe, God will punish you.
:27:36
No, God is not interested in--
in me. He--
:27:40
What's the matter?
:27:42
What is it?
:27:44
Abe?
:27:45
I have chest pains.
:27:46
Abe, really?
My goodness.
:27:47
Abe, are you all right?
:27:48
I can't breathe.
:27:49
No, stop it.
:27:50
Just relax. Just relax.
:27:51
Try. Breathe out slowly.
:27:53
Abe, I told you
God would punish you.
:27:55
You see? I was right.
This time he was right.
:27:57
All right, I'll get
the doctor's number.
:27:58
Maybe it's indigestion.
:27:59
What did you
eat over there?
:28:00
Uh, some pork chops.
:28:02
Pork chops?
:28:03
And some clams.
:28:04
Abe.
:28:05
And chocolate pudding.
:28:06
Abe, how could
you do this?
:28:07
And some french fries.
:28:09
French fries?
You ate french fries?
:28:10
You won't eat
my french fries...
:28:12
but you'll eat the Russian's--
the commie's french fries?
:28:13
I'm gonna get him
some bicarbonate.
:28:15
That's too good for him.
He deserves an enema.
:28:17
Oh, Ceil.
:28:19
Yeah, right.
:28:20
Oh.
:28:21
Hello, sports fans...
:28:23
and welcome to
today's edition...
:28:25
of Bill Kern's
"Favorite Sports Legends."
:28:28
Now, in my family...
:28:29
each person had
his own favorite show.
:28:32
For instance, my uncle Abe
was a great sports fan.
:28:35
And he always listened
to Bill Kern.
:28:37
Today's story
is about a baseball player.
:28:41
His name was Kirby Kyle...
:28:44
a lean southpawfrom Tennessee.
:28:47
He played for
the old St. Louis Cardinals.
:28:50
He threwfast, and he
had a good curve ball.
:28:53
And all the hitters knew it.
:28:55
He was a kid
with a great future...
:28:58
but one day...