:32:00
Throw my mother out!
:32:02
I found the show silly...
:32:03
and always imagined
my parents on it...
:32:05
airing their standard
complaints.
:32:07
He's a business failure.
:32:08
He never finishes
what he starts.
:32:10
We're forced to live
with my relatives...
:32:12
and thank God for them.
:32:13
And I could have
married Sam Slotkin.
:32:15
Sam Slotkin's dead.
:32:16
Yes, but while he was alive,
he was working.
:32:18
She'd be lost without
her whole family...
:32:20
around her all the time,
and you should see 'em.
:32:22
They're like some kind of tribe.
:32:23
They're like the Huns.
Maybe if I had married...
:32:24
a more encouraging woman,
who knows?
:32:26
So who do you
think is right?
:32:27
I think you both
deserve each other.
:32:31
What does that mean?
:32:32
Look, we didn't come here
to be insulted.
:32:35
I love him, but what
did I do to deserve him?
:32:38
Naturally,
my folks never were...
:32:39
on the Mr. Abercrombie program.
:32:42
In fact,
the only radio celebrity...
:32:43
any of us ever
really met in person...
:32:46
was the 14-year-old
mathematical genius...
:32:48
of a quiz show my father loved
called "The Whiz Kids."
:32:53
Hey, Tess, that's one of
the kids from the radio.
:32:56
It's a Whiz Kid.
:32:57
Hey, Joe, it's one
of the Whiz Kids from the radio.
:33:00
It's one of the Whiz Kids.
:33:02
Hey, excuse me.
Pardon me?
:33:04
We really enjoy
your son on the radio.
:33:07
You're a real genius.
:33:08
Yes, I have a 160 I.Q.
:33:11
And that is extraordinary
by any standards.
:33:14
This is our son.
:33:16
Say hello.
:33:17
Hi.
:33:18
Charmed to make
your acquaintance.
:33:20
Although perhaps charmed
is really overstating it.
:33:24
Your son is a whiz at math.
:33:25
Hey, quick. What's 1,754
divided into 13 million, huh?
:33:28
Martin.
:33:30
Yeah, this palooka
can't even pass...
:33:32
a simple arithmetic
exam, you know?
:33:33
And now, if you'll excuse us.
:33:38
Boy, what a kid.
:33:40
So well spoken.
:33:43
Why can't you
be like that, huh?
:33:44
Why can't you be a genius?
:33:45
I'll tell you why.
Because you're too busy...
:33:47
listening to the radio
all the time.
:33:48
That's why.
Put your hat on.
:33:50
Put his hat on.
Honest to goodness.