:59:01
It's a nice song.
:59:14
You guys, shut up!
:59:15
The principal's coming!
:59:17
Sit down!
:59:22
Good morning, class.
:59:25
I'd like you to know...
:59:26
that your regular teacher,
Mrs. Nash, is ill today...
:59:30
and you will have
a substitute teacher.
:59:35
Now, now. Children.
Children, please.
:59:38
Be quiet. No noise.
:59:40
I want you to be
very good today.
:59:42
I want you to be on
your very best behavior.
:59:46
Miss Gordon,
would you please come in?
:59:53
They're all yours.
1:00:03
OK, class.
1:00:04
We're going to
begin today--
1:00:05
Well, first, let me tell
you what my name is.
1:00:08
I'm Miss Gordon.
1:00:14
Oh, God, we're all
going straight to hell.
1:00:18
I conclude
the Miss Gordon episode...
1:00:20
with just one observation:
1:00:23
for some miraculous reason...
1:00:25
it's a wonderful feeling
having a schoolteacher...
1:00:27
you've seen dance naked
in front of a mirror...
1:00:30
but that's how it happened.
1:00:35
Now, I want to take a minute to
tell you how Sally wound up...
1:00:38
because it's one of
the radio legends of the time.
1:00:41
Get regular with Re-Lax
1:00:45
Start every day the Re-Lax way
1:00:48
Your system will feel so great
1:00:50
You'll want to relax on
the top of the Empire State
1:00:54
Get regular with Re-Lax
1:00:57
Start every day the Re-Lax way