1:04:02
My first exclusive--
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Clark Gable was in town
this week in uniform...
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and where did he go?
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To El Morocco, naturally.
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That brunette on his arm...
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was Lolly Hayes,
an up-and-coming starlet.
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Hope you had fun, Clark.
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And didn't Rita Hayworth
look stunning last night...
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at the Copacabana?
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Oh, Abe, how come
you never take me...
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to the Copacabana
or El Morocco?
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Take the gas pipe.
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I suppose you
would have been happier...
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married to Rita Hayworth.
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You gotta ask?
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Believe me, Abe, those
show business celebrities...
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get divorced every 6 weeks,
but we're together forever.
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I may take the gas pipe.
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Just once, I'd like to
eat at the Stork Club.
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They don't take Jews
in the Stork Club.
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No Jews, no colored.
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Abe, this is
the United States of America.
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Now here, try taking
Minnie's maid Cleopatra...
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to the Stork Club.
You'd get curb service.
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Damn.
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Don't hit it, Abe,
you'll break it.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Naturally, he did break it.
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He sent it out to be repaired...
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and a week later,
I was sent to pick it up.
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My parents told me that
since it was so heavy...
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I could take it home by taxi,
but I had a brilliant plan.
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I figured if I carried it,
I could keep the cab fare.
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The first half-mile
was barely manageable.
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Pretty soon, I realized
I was gonna have to give in...
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and that I was not
gonna save any money.
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Hi.
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You?
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I'm helping out
a friend, you know.
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Come on. Get in.
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That's how I found out
what my father did for a living.