:09:00
Ed lost all interest
in both criminal justice...
:09:04
and housekeeping.
:09:06
Soon after,
she tendered her badge.
:09:10
Even my job
seemed as dry and bitter...
:09:13
as a hot prairie wind.
:09:15
COWORKER: So here's Bill
walking down Nine Mile--
:09:18
That's Bill Parker,
you understand.
:09:20
He's got his sandwich
in one hand...
:09:23
and the fuckin' head
in the other!
:09:27
[ Snorting ]
:09:28
HI: I even caught myself driving
by convenience stores...
:09:33
that weren't on the way home.
:09:37
Then, one day...
:09:39
the biggest news hit the state
since they built the Hoover Dam.
:09:45
The Arizona Quints was born.
:09:48
By Arizona Quints...
:09:51
I mean they was born to a woman
named Florence Arizona.
:09:55
As you probably guessed...
:09:57
Florence Arizona is the wife
of Nathan Arizona...
:10:01
and Nathan Arizona--
:10:03
well, hell,
you know who he is.
:10:06
So come on down
to Unpainted Arizona...
:10:10
where you can get
the finest selection...
:10:11
in fixtures and appointments...
:10:13
for your bathroom,
bedroom, boudoir!
:10:16
And if you can find
lower prices anywhere...
:10:19
my name ain't Nathan Arizona!
:10:21
HI: The owner of the largest
chain of unpainted furniture...
:10:24
and bathroom fixture outlets
throughout the Southwest.
:10:28
Yep, Florence had been taking
fertility pills...
:10:32
and she and Nathan
had hit the jackpot.
:10:37
Now, y'all without sin
can cast the first stone...
:10:42
but we thought it was unfair
that some should have so many...
:10:45
while others
should have so few.
:10:49
With the benefit of hindsight...
:10:52
maybe it wasn't such a hot idea.
:10:55
But at the time...
:10:58
Ed's little plan
seemed like the solution...