:30:03
left town to...
I ain't sayin' where.
:30:07
They'll be back here when
we're a nuclear family again.
:30:09
REPORTER:
Which tot was abducted?
:30:12
Nathan Junior, I think.
:30:14
REPORTER: Do you have anything
to say to the kidnappers?
:30:16
Watch your butts.
:30:18
REPORTER: It's been rumored
your son was abducted by UFOs.
:30:21
Don't print that, son.
:30:23
If his mama reads that,
she'll lose all hope.
:30:27
OFFICER: We need to ask you
some more questions.
:30:30
But remember,
it's still business as usual...
:30:33
at Unpainted Arizona.
:30:34
If you can find
lower prices anywhere...
:30:36
my name still ain't
Nathan Arizona.
:30:38
REPORTER: But, sir...
:30:46
OFFICER: Mr.Byrum can take
your exemplars while you talk.
:30:50
MR.BYRUM: Just relax your hand.
I'll do the work.
:30:52
NATHAN: What is this?
I didn't steal the damn kid.
:30:54
OFFICER:
These men are with the FBI.
:30:56
NATHAN: Are you boys crazy?
:30:57
Alls I know is I wake up
and my wife is screaming.
:30:59
We need to distinguish
your prints...
:31:02
from the perpetrator,
if they left any.
:31:05
NATHAN: Of course. I know that.
:31:06
OLDER AGENT:
We have an indication...
:31:08
you were born Nathan Huffheinz.
:31:09
Is this correct?
:31:10
NATHAN:
I changed my name. What of it?
:31:12
YOUNGER AGENT: Can you give us
an indication why?
:31:14
NATHAN: Yeah.
Would you buy furniture...
:31:15
at a store called
Unpainted Huffheinz?
:31:18
OFFICER: Was the child wearing
anything when he was abducted?
:31:20
NATHAN: Nobody sleeps naked
in this house.
:31:22
OLDER AGENT:
I am asking the questions.
:31:23
OFFICER: To put out an APB,
I need a description.
:31:25
YOUNGER AGENT:
We're better trained...
:31:27
to intervene
in a crisis situation.
:31:29
What was he wearing?
:31:30
NATHAN: A dinner jacket.
What do you think?
:31:31
He was wearing his damn jammies.
:31:33
YOUNGER AGENT: The child
was wearing his jammies.
:31:35
OLDER AGENT: Do you have
any disgruntled employees?
:31:36
NATHAN: They're all disgruntled.
:31:37
I ain't running
a damn daisy farm.
:31:39
My motto is "Do it my way
or watch your butt."
:31:42
OLDER AGENT:
It might have been an employee?
:31:44
NATHAN: Don't make me laugh.
Without my say-so...
:31:46
they wouldn't piss
with their pants on fire.
:31:47
OFFICER:
What did the pajamas look like?
:31:49
NATHAN:
I don't know. They were jammies!
:31:51
They had Yodas and shit on 'em!
:31:53
[ Banging ]
:31:54
Get your damn feet
off my coffee table!
:31:56
OLDER AGENT: Ron, you are
upsetting the victim.
:31:58
NATHAN: Are you boys gonna
chase down your leads...