:36:01
YES, BUT SUPERMAN
IS NO AVERAGE MAN.
:36:05
AHA! RIGHT.
:36:08
WHAT IS YOUR PLAN?
:36:10
BOYS, OLD LEX HERE HAS
KIND OF A SECRET RECIPE,
:36:14
A GENETIC STEW
IN THIS DISH, IF YOU WILL.
:36:18
IF YOU'LL PUT THIS
ON ONE OF YOUR MISSILES,
:36:22
SUPERMAN WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST
SURPRISE OF HIS LIFE.
:36:26
I'LL INTRODUCE HIM
TO HIS FIRST NIGHTMARE--
:36:29
A NUCLEAR MAN.
:36:31
HE'LL PIERCE HIS SKIN.
:36:32
HE'LL MAKE HIM MORTAL.
HE'LL BECOME SICK.
:36:34
WE'LL DANCE ON HIS GRAVE.
:36:37
WHY SHOULD WE DEAL
WITH A SCOUNDREL LIKE YOU?
:36:41
REMEMBER MY MOTTO,
:36:42
"THE MORE FEAR YOU MAKE,
THE MORE LOOT YOU TAKE,"
:36:45
AND THE MORE MISSILES
YOU GUYS SELL.
:36:47
YES,
BUT WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?
:36:52
A TINY COMMISSION.
:36:55
SOMETHING APPROPRIATE.
:36:59
A NUMBER...
:37:00
WITH A LOT OF ZEROS
BEHIND IT.
:37:04
[SNAPS FINGERS]
:37:10
LENNY.
:37:11
THE NEW
GENETIC MATERIAL.
:37:15
AND NOW, LEONARD...
:37:17
YOUR UNCLE LEX,
WITH THIS PROTOPLASM
:37:20
THAT I'VE GROWN FROM
SUPERMAN'S HAIR CELLS...
:37:25
WILL DUPLICATE
CREATION ITSELF.
:37:28
OW.
:37:30
NOW THE FABRIC.
:37:33
UNCLE LEX, THIS AIN'T
GONNA COVER HIM.
:37:38
THE COMPUTER INSIDE WILL
WEAVE ENOUGH MATERIAL
:37:41
TO MAINTAIN
THE HIGH MORAL STANDARDS
:37:44
THAT I'VE ALWAYS
SUBSCRIBED TO.
:37:47
YOU KNOW WHAT
THIS MEANS, UNCLE LEX?
:37:49
WHAT?
:37:51
WE'RE GOING TO
BE PARENTS!