:07:00
For The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
:07:02
Come on, Sam, give Mom a break.
:07:04
What's wrong with this picture?
:07:06
There's no TV. Have you seen a TV?
I haven't seen a TV.
:07:11
You know what it means
when there's no TV? No MTV.
:07:13
Sammy, we are flat broke.
:07:19
Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew...
:07:21
...who didn't improve her situation
by getting divorced.
:07:25
I know.
:07:27
But a big legal war wasn't going
to improve anybody's situation.
:07:31
We've all been through enough.
:07:34
Anyway, I was raised better than that.
:07:37
Ouch, my hair.
:07:41
Mom, you gotta help me.
:07:44
Hey, guys, no running in the house!
:07:54
Talk about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
:07:58
Rules!
:08:00
We've got some rules around here.
:08:03
Second shelf is mine.
:08:05
That's where I keep my root beers
and my double-thick Oreo cookies.
:08:09
Nobody touches the second shelf, but me.
:08:14
There's another rule around here,
and I want you to pay close attention.
:08:17
Don't touch anything.
:08:19
Everything is exactly where I want it.
:08:21
Grandpa...
:08:22
...is it true that Santa Carla's
the murder capital of the world?
:08:26
There are some bad elements around here.
:08:28
Wait, let me get this straight.
:08:29
You're telling me we've moved
to the murder capital of the world?
:08:32
Are you serious, Grandpa?
:08:34
Well, let me put it this way.
:08:35
If all the corpses buried around here
were to stand up all at once...
:08:39
...we'd have one hell
of a population problem.
:08:43
Great, Dad.
:08:44
Now, on Wednesdays...
:08:46
...when the mailman brings the TV Guide...
:08:49
...sometimes the address label
is curled up just a little.
:08:52
You'll be tempted to tear it off. Don't.
:08:55
You'll only wind up rippin' the cover
and I don't like that.
:08:58
And stay outta here.