The Princess Bride
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You're that smart?
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Let me put it this way: have you ever
heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

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- Yes.
- Morons.

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Really? In that case,
I challenge you to a battle of wits.

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For the princess?
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To the death?
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I accept!
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Good. Then pour the wine.
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Inhale this, but do not touch.
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I smell nothing.
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What you do not smell
is called iocane powder.

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It is odorless, tasteless,
dissolves instantly in liquid,

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and is among the more deadlier
poisons known to man.

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All right, where is the poison?
The battle of wits has begun.

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It ends when you decide
and we both drink,

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and find out who is right
and who is dead.

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But it's so simple.
All I have to do is divine

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from what I know of you.
Are you the sort of man

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who would put the poison
into his own goblet, or his enemy's?

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Now, a clever man would put the poison
into his own goblet,

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because he would know that only a great fool
would reach for what he was given.

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I'm not a great fool,
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so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of you.

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But you must have known I was not a great fool.
You would have counted on it,

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so I can clearly not choose
the wine in front of me.

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- You've made your decision then?
- Not remotely.

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Because iocane comes from Australia,
as everyone knows.

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And Australia is entirely
peopled with criminals.


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