:18:00
I can do it in 30 minutes.
Rattigan thinks it takes me two hours.
:18:03
What's this department?
What do they do here?
:18:05
Who knows? This place is a zoo.
Nobody knows what anybody else is doin'.
:18:09
Can you get promoted
out of the mail room?
:18:11
You can't even get paroled
out of the mail room. Excuse me, dear.
:18:17
Good morning.
:18:18
- Nix.
- What?
:18:21
- Good morning.
- Look, not the suits.
:18:24
- What do you mean?
- Excuse me, sir.
:18:26
- Good morning.
- Look, not the suits, man.
:18:29
You never consort with the suits,
unless they consort with you first.
:18:33
That's ridiculous. He's a person.
I'm a person. I can't say hello?
:18:36
He's not a person.
He's a suit.
:18:38
You're mail room.
No consorting. Come on.
:18:43
We're entering
a sensitive zone.
:18:44
This guy in that office
just got canned.
:18:46
Mail room knew about it on Friday.
He just found out today.
:18:49
No kidding.
Is his job still open?
:18:52
No, man, an economic cutback.
His job was dissolved.
:18:55
About two dozen suits
got the ax.
:19:00
Will you quit trying to consort?
Come on.
:19:07
All right,
the yellow ones go to Purchasing.
:19:10
All the white ones are a bunch
of suits talkin' to themselves.
:19:19
You're supposed
to deliver 'em, not read 'em.
:19:22
Some of this stuff
doesn't make any sense.
:19:24
They send requisitions
through two departments...
:19:26
to get procurements
for a third.
:19:28
- What kind of thinking is that?
- That's suit thinking.
:19:30
Something happens to a man
when he puts on a necktie.
:19:33
Cuts off all the oxygen
to his brain.
:19:37
You crazy? You're not supposed to
take the memos out of the mail room.
:19:41
I can't follow a chain
of command in this company.
:19:43
They got the right title, but their job
assignments and objectives are screwed...
:19:47
- Look at this. Jesus. Purchasing.
- What?
:19:49
It's a joke. They've got two people
doin' basically the same job.
:19:52
Neither one of them
is doin' it right.
:19:54
I'll bring it up at
the next stockholders meeting.
:19:56
- Would you put these things away?
- Whoa, Melrose.
:19:59
How ya doin'? We've been gettin'
a lot of requests in the mail room...