The Secret of My Succe$s
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1:31:00
What are you doing
in Christy's bed, Brantley?

1:31:03
- I'm talking to you, Howard.
- Who's Brantley?

1:31:05
Brantley is the guy who just found
his stolen notes in your bag.

1:31:09
Those are Whitfield's notes, and they
are not stolen. He gave them to me.

1:31:13
You were so grateful to him, you climbed
into bed and asked him to marry you.

1:31:17
What are you talking about?
I climbed into bed with you.

1:31:19
Baloney!
1:31:20
You thought you were
climbing into bed with her.

1:31:22
Wait. When I came in,
he was in bed with Whitfield.

1:31:25
Whitfield?
He wasn't even here.

1:31:27
- Are you blind? Who's that?
- That's Brantley.

1:31:31
So this is the bimbo you've been
screwing around with at the office?

1:31:34
- Who are you calling a bimbo?
- If the shoe fits...

1:31:37
What's that supposed to mean?
1:31:39
Why didn't you ask for those?
I would have given 'em to you.

1:31:41
I was gonna tell you about that.
It happened before I really knew you.

1:31:44
So when we were in bed, that whole
thing was James Bond time, right?

1:31:48
- No!
- You went to bed with Brantley?

1:31:51
Don't worry, Howard. She's probably got
microfilm pictures of the whole thing.

1:31:55
What were you doing
in bed with my nephew?

1:31:57
- Whitfield's your nephew?
- This is Brantley Foster.

1:32:00
He works in the mail room.
1:32:02
The mail room? You mean
you're not an executive?

1:32:04
Let me get this straight.
Brantley is Whitfield?

1:32:08
That's right.
1:32:09
Brantley is Whitfield.
Whitfield is Brantley.

1:32:12
And Christy is the bimbo.
1:32:14
Well, now that we've had
Mouseketeer roll call...

1:32:16
I'm just going to go
call my lawyer.

1:32:19
Wait. Christy is not the bimbo I was
screwing around with at the office.

1:32:22
People better stop
calling me "bimbo".

1:32:24
It was an entirely different bimbo.
1:32:26
That's fine. How many
bimbos would you say there were?

1:32:28
I misspoke myself.
There weren't any bimbos at all.

1:32:32
- Except Christy.
- Right. No!

1:32:36
The question is, how many people
did you sleep with to get to the top?

1:32:42
That was a very expensive vase,
you bitch.

1:32:45
Shut up! Now listen. Whatever I did
was my business, not yours.

1:32:49
No, you mean
it was company business.

1:32:51
That's right,
and that's all it was: Business.


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