The Secret of My Succe$s
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:21:02
- I'm not free anymore.
- You're gonna charge me?

:21:04
You're getting awfully cynical.
Does your mother know about this?

:21:07
- No, I mean I'm not available!
- Good, you're not gonna charge me.

:21:11
Don't worry, Brantley. I don't wanna
marry you. I'm already married.

:21:14
- I just wanna love you.
- Love.

:21:17
I don't mean love as in two star-crossed
virginettes running through the clover.

:21:20
Nothing icky like that. I'm a practical
woman. You should be a practical man.

:21:23
If you just let me, I could steer you
through these shark-infested waters...

:21:27
of this stupid company
just like I steered Howard.

:21:29
Look, I like you. I really like you.
But I gotta tell you.

:21:32
I've become seriously and emotionally
involved with someone who isn't my aunt.

:21:37
- I forgive you, Brantley.
- Listen!

:21:40
- There is someone else in my life!
- I got it. I don't care.

:21:43
There's someone else
in my life too.

:21:45
Maybe we should introduce
your girlfriend to my husband.

:21:48
Look, I don't wanna get rough with you,
but I'll belt you around if I have to.

:21:51
Jesus Christ, Vera!
I'm gonna get fired. Gimme a break.

:21:55
Don't whine, Brantley.
Life is too short.

:21:57
Before you know it, you'll be 25,
wondering where it all went.

:22:03
- What the hell is this?
- He fainted.

:22:06
Fainted?
:22:08
- Dead away.
- Actually, he hit his head.

:22:12
- It was like fainting. Knocked out.
- Hit his head on what?

:22:15
- The floor.
- The ceiling.

:22:17
- Which one?
- Both.

:22:18
- Neither.
- What the hell happened?

:22:20
Uncle Howard,
it was like this.

:22:23
I walked into your office...
:22:26
and I saw this beautiful woman...
:22:28
who I had never seen before
in my life.

:22:31
And imagine my surprise
when I found out it was my Aunt Vera.

:22:34
Well, he was so excited,
his blood pressure shot up...

:22:38
and then he fell and
hit his head on the floor.

:22:40
Out like a light.
So I crawled deliriously to the sofa.

:22:45
- And I rushed to his aid.
- And you walked in.

:22:48
And shame on you for not telling me
our nephew's working for the company.

:22:52
Our nephew works
for the company.

:22:54
I've got a million things
to take care of today.

:22:56
- Why are you here?
- Lunch.

:22:58
- We were supposed to have lunch.
- I've had my lunch.


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