:03:08
We were in a filthy train heading
for basic training in Biloxi, Mississippi,...
:03:12
..and on the entire trip
in the train nobody washed.
:03:15
We were preparing
to fight Germany andJapan,...
:03:18
..but instead we were stinking up America.
:03:40
- Hey, what the hell's with you?
- You talkin' to me, garbage face?
:03:43
- Yeah, pisshead!
- Who you callin' pisshead, jerk-off?
:03:46
Knock it off, shit brains!
:03:50
Up your keister
with a meat hook, Wykowski.
:03:54
It was my fifth day in the army,
and so far I hated everyone.
:04:09
Where the hell are we anyway?
:04:12
Hey, Shakespeare, where the hell are we?
:04:15
West virginia.
:04:17
No shit. Where's that near?
:04:20
You don't know where West virginia is?
Didn't you ever take geography?
:04:25
I was sick that day.
:04:32
Hey! Hey, what's for chow?
:04:34
Turkey breasts and white wine.
:04:37
- In a pig's ass.
- Right, that's how they serve it.
:04:45
You better eat, guys, cos it ain't
gonna be this good in Mississippi.
:04:52
Joseph Wykowski from Bridgeport,
Connecticut, had the stomach of a goat.
:04:56
He could eat anything. His favourite was
Hershey bars with the wrappers still on.