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We were talking about it.
All the great ones have nicknames.
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Like "Oil Can," "Catfish."
What was the one you were--
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"Pokey."
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What do you think of"Pokey"?
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You got three minutes.
:05:09
Goddamn, son of a bitchin',
motherfuckin' shithead!
:05:12
Time for another quickie.
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Jesus, you got
a game to pitch.
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We got three minutes.
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Come on, folks.
Let's hear it for Max Patkin--
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the clown prince of baseball.
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You gonna sit there all day?
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And now
"The Greatest Show on Dirt"...
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your own Durham Bulls!
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l'm there. l'm ready.
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And now WRDU radio presents...
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the voice of the Durham Bulls,
Teddy Garland.
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The Bulls off to a slow start,
having dropped their first three games.
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But hope to turn it around tonight
with the professional debut...
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of heralded young pitcher,
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh.
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Millie, you gotta stay out
of the clubhouse.
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You're gonna get everybody
in trouble.
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l got lured.
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You did not get lured.
Women do not get lured.
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They are too strong and powerful
for that. Now say it...
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"l did not get lured. l accept
full responsibility for my actions."
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"l did not get lured. l accept
full responsibility for my actions."
:06:26
That's better.
You got your radar ready?
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- Ready.
- Go to it.
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Steppin' in
for the Peninsula White Sox...
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is leadoff hitter Willie Foster.
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Word on LaLoosh is that
the good-looking, young pitcher...
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has a major-league fastball, but
sometimes has problems with control.
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Damn.
:06:58
One ball, no strikes
to Willie Foster.