:41:01
You've been pitching
on the wrong side of your brain.
:41:03
This will help put things
on the right side.
:41:06
Big-league pitchers
don't use these.
:41:08
They did when they were
in the Carolina League.
:41:10
Nuke, excuse me.
Time to go to work.
:41:14
All right.
:41:22
Bye, y'all.
:41:24
Gimme a break.
:41:26
Go get 'em, boys!
Hit 'em where they ain't.
:41:47
She may get woolly
:41:51
Young girls
they do get woolly
:41:55
'Cause of all the stress
:41:59
Yeah
:42:01
When they get woolly
:42:04
Try a little tenderness
:42:09
Stop it.
:42:11
Thank you.
:42:13
What?
:42:14
lt's not "woolly."
:42:16
Nobody gets "woolly."
Women get "weary."
:42:18
They don't get "woolly."
:42:20
Nobody's got "stress,"
they're wearing a "dress."
:42:23
Damn, l hate people
that get the words wrong.
:42:27
How come you don't like me?
:42:29
You don't respect yourself,
which is your problem.
:42:34
But you don't respect the game,
and that's my problem.
:42:37
- You got a gift.
- What do l got?
:42:40
You got a gift. When you were
a baby, the gods reached down...
:42:42
and turned your right arm
into a thunderbolt.
:42:44
You got a Hall-of-Fame arm,
but you're pissing it away.
:42:47
l ain't pissing nothing away.
l got a Porsche already.
:42:50
l got a 9-11,
with a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
:42:53
You don't need
a quadraphonic Blaupunkt.
:42:55
What you need is a curveball.
:42:56
ln the Show, everybody
can hit a fastball.
:42:59
How would you know?