:05:01
Well, in the meantime, I'll ask McDougal
to give you a job while you're waiting.
:05:04
No way!
:05:06
- It was good enough for your old man.
- So was arthritis.
:05:09
He supported a family,
just like you're gonna have to do.
:05:12
No, not me. I am not
falling into that trap.
:05:15
Every man wakes up one fine
morning with a wife and kids.
:05:18
Where'd they come from?
They weren't there last time I looked. "
:05:21
That's 'cause most things
in life, good and bad...
:05:23
just kind of happen to you.
:05:26
Well, I'm gonna make
things happen for me.
:05:28
Sure you will.
:05:30
That'll be a buck
for the beer.
:05:34
What?
:05:35
Your nephew comes home
from serving his country...
:05:39
and he doesn't even rate
a beer on the house?
:05:41
- You don't get rich giving things away.
- Oh, how do you get rich?
:05:44
I'm gonna give you
your first lesson on the house.
:05:48
I've been here 25 years.
:05:50
Never bought a drink.
Right, Eddie?
:05:52
I can testify to that!
:05:54
In 1969, the Mets
won the World Series.
:05:57
Eddie here starts pounding on the bar,
demanding a round on the house.
:06:02
Drinks for everybody," he says.
Tell him what I did, Eddie.
:06:05
He whacked me with a club.
Almost knocked the eye out of my head!
:06:10
That's your way of making money?
:06:12
You outwork, outthink,
outscheme and outmanoeuvre.
:06:14
You make no friends
and trust nobody.
:06:17
And you make damn sure
you're the smartest guy in the room...
:06:19
whenever the subject
of money comes up.
:06:22
I don't know, Uncle Pat.
Doesn't sound like too much fun to me.
:06:26
Fun? You want fun,
you go play at the beach.
:06:29
Think I'll try the city first.
:06:31
Well, here.
This'll get you there in style.
:06:34
Ooh! Ten dollars. Uncle Pat!
:06:39
Why don't you buy Eddie
a binge on me, huh?
:06:42
Eddie, you gotta be
quicker than that, man.