:05:01
Yeah.
And we'd never go home.
:05:05
Our kids would look really great
in dreadlocks too.
:05:09
Kids?
:05:25
How are you making out
with that little blond chippie?
:05:27
How come I've always got the chippies,
and you're always with the princess?
:05:31
That's a question
only you can answer.
:05:34
This man's phenomenal.
Put him in a room full of women...
:05:36
and he goes for the poorest
and the dumbest every single time.
:05:41
The man's astounding.
:05:42
His wife parades half naked
on the beach...
:05:45
and he thinks she's
just there for the sun.
:05:47
My wife does not need
other men.
:05:50
You know what they say about
sexual vanity in men over 40?
:05:53
- It's the first sign of senility.
- Please try to keep your envy in check.
:05:57
Ooh, envy.
:05:59
He's my protégé.
:06:00
I taught him all I know.
:06:02
Together with a token,
it might get me on a subway.
:06:05
You can only
take a guy so far.
:06:07
Then it's a question of biology.
Biology is destiny.
:06:09
Ah, the old fool-osopher.
:06:12
You see, there are two kinds
of people in this world:
:06:14
the workers and the hustlers.
:06:16
The hustlers never work
and the workers never hustle.
:06:18
And you, my friend,
are a worker.
:06:21
God knows I've tried to beat
that instinct out of him...
:06:23
but it's there ingrained
in your immigrant blood.
:06:26
Look how tasty your cocktails are.
Look how clean you keep your bar.
:06:29
Why, man, you actually
take pride in your work.
:06:34
I do not.
:06:36
Is he or isn't he
a great bartender?
:06:39
- Oh, the best.
- See, they love you.
:06:43
Listen, Bozo, If you think
I'm stuck in this gig...
:06:45
Face it,
you're a career proletarian.
:06:47
You've been standing in a puddle
so long, you've got webbed feet.
:06:51
just because he get's lucky
with a rich chick...
:06:53
Lucky, he says.
Why, you couldn't do it.
:06:55
I've known this man for three years,
and believe me, he's not a closer.
:06:59
This place is crawling
with moneyed females.