Dead Ringers
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:02:09
(Beverly) Sure I have.
:02:11
- Well, I've discovered why sex is.
- You have? Fantastic!

:02:16
It's because humans
don't live underwater.

:02:19
I don't get it.
:02:21
Fish don't need sex, because they just lay
the eggs and fertilise them in the water.

:02:27
Humans can't do that
because they don't live in water.

:02:30
They have to... internalise the water.
Therefore we have sex.

:02:34
So you mean humans wouldn't have sex
if they lived in the water?

:02:38
They'd have a kind of sex. The kind where
you wouldn't have to touch each other.

:02:43
I like that idea.
:02:45
Have you heard of scuba diving?
It's just new.

:02:48
Self-contained underwater
breathing apparatus.

:02:52
Exactly.
:02:56
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Yeah. You ask her.

:03:06
Raffaella, will you have sex with us
in our bathtub? It's an experiment.

:03:10
Are you kidding?
Fuck off, you freaks!

:03:14
I'm telling my father you talk dirty.
:03:17
Besides, I know for a fact
you don't even know what "fuck" is!

:03:29
They're so different from us,...
:03:31
..and all because
we don't live underwater.

:03:38
The morculum is working superbly.
:03:41
- Shall I insert the manticulator?
- Please.

:03:49
What's the diagnosis?
:03:51
Intra-ovular surgery.

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