Ernest Saves Christmas
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I am going to slowly and carefully...
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reach into this glowing bag...
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and see if my finely honed instincts...
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are correct.
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No, no.
Don't do it.

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I mean, you don't know
what's in that bag.

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You don't know
where that bag's been.

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It could be some kind of...
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portable core-meltdown
or something.

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No problem.
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Oh, ahh, oh.
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Careful, careful.!
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Ooh-ooh.
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I told you.
Now you're nuked, man.

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Unless I'm wrong,
and I hardly ever am,

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this is for you.
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Now ain't that just exactly
what you wanted for Christmas?

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Are you crazy?
Totally un-awesome.

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No, man, get with it.
I need something major.

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Okay, that was just for practice.
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Now, I'm in the groove.
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Now, I am at one with the magic.
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How about this?
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Like it?
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That's you.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Ah-ha!
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Come on, Ernest.
It doesn't work for you.

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Nah!
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Right through here.
Come on!

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Look, guy, if your nose is clean,
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you'll get a hot meal
and be out on the street...

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before you can say,
"Frosty the Snowman. "

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But it would be a lot better
if you'd give me your real name.

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I've told you.
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I've told everybody.
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My name is Santa Claus.

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